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Some people are born
into the wrong time and place.

 

This was the American
frontier in 1882.

 

A hard land for hard folk.

 

Food was scarce,

 

disease was rampant,

 

and life was a daily
struggle for survival.

 

Hell, this was
Miss America in 1880.

 

Holy shit.

 

To build a home and a life in
this harsh, unforgiving country

 

required that a man be bold,
fearless, and tough as iron.

 

The men who were
courageous and resilient

 

were the men who prospered.

 

But some men were
just big, giant pussies.

 

Well, well.

 

Surprised you showed up, Stark.

 

Yeah, well, you said
you would kill my family

 

and burn my house down
if I didn't, so...

 

Draw.

 

Is there anything
at all that I can say

 

to get you to call this off?

 

You yellow, Stark?

 

Oh, okay, well, that's a little
racist to our hardworking friends

 

over here from the Far
East, right, guys?

 

Draw, you son of a bitch!

 

Look, I just feel like if we
can talk this out, you know,

 

we can find a calm,
rational solution

 

and maybe we even
laugh about it one day.

 

I ain't in the mood
to laugh, Stark!

 

Look, there's
always humor in any...

 

Oh, hey, look. This will make you laugh.
Look at our shadows.

 

It looks like our shadows are
about to kiss each other.

 

Look at that.

 

Oh, wait, watch this. Oh, my God, Charlie.
Oh, my God.

 

Thank you! This is
so generous of you.

 

Oh, wow! This is...

 

What a terrific guy you are.

 

We barely know each other, but, hey,
when it's right, it's right, huh?

 

I'll give you a little tap on the
hat when I'm good to go, okay?

 

Look, we're laughing, right?
We're laughing now.

 

What were we even
fighting about?

 

I can't remember.
Can you?

 

Your goddamn sheep grazed
up half my ranch, Stark.

 

That grass ain't
never gonna grow back!

 

All right, look.
How about this?

 

I'll pay you the money
you lost, okay?

 

Just give me two days
to sell off

 

a few of my sheep
and I'll get you the money.

 

All right.
Just two days.

 

If I don't have that cash,
I'm coming after ya.

 

Okay, great. Thank you so
much for your patience.

 

I really appreciate it.

 

And what a relief
for all these people

 

who came out here
hoping that we would

 

find an amicable
solution to this, huh?

 

Aw, somebody shoot some fucker!

 

I took a half-day
off work for this!

 

Okay, I just want to point out

 

that guy's an English
teacher at our school.

 

Just a little taste.

 

I mean, that should
have been the end of it, right?

 

I mean, I tell him
I'll pay him off,

 

we go our separate ways,
and that's it.

 

But, no, he shoots me
in the fucking leg.

 

I mean, it's just a graze,
but come on, look at that.

 

What?

 

You should have fought him.

 

I should have fought him?

 

You're serious.

 

Louise! My God! The guy is one
of the best shots around.

 

I look like I have Parkinson's next to him.
What is that?

 

It's just another way God
mysteriously shows that He loves us.

 

But, look, it would have been
suicide to fight that guy.

 

Albert, I'm breaking
up with you.

 

What?

 

Yeah. I'm sorry.

 

I got shot today.

 

I know.

 

Wait, wait, wait.
Hang on a sec.

 

Louise, where is
this coming from?

 

Is this because of the gunfight?

 

No, I've actually been feeling
this way for a while.

 

You're a great guy.
I just...

 

I realized that

 

I want something else.

 

Something else? Louise, it's
been a year and a half!

 

Look, I know I'm just a sheep
farmer, but I'm saving money...

 

Yeah, but you're not even a
good sheep farmer, Albert.

 

Your sheep are everywhere.

 

The one thing a sheep
farmer has to do

 

is keep all of his sheep
in one place, all right.

 

I went to your farm
the other day,

 

and I saw one in the backyard,

 

three way up on the ridge,

 

two in the pond,
and one on the roof.

 

Okay, that's Bridget, all right?

 

She has a problem with retardation,
but she's full of love.

 

Look, we're getting off
track here, all right?

 

Why don't you just tell
me what the problem is

 

and then maybe I can fix it?

 

Maybe if I were older,

 

the timing would be right.

 

But people are living
to be 35 these days

 

and a girl doesn't
have to just go off

 

and get married right away.

 

I just, I have to...

 

I have to work on myself.

 

Oh, my God.

 

You did not just say that. What?

 

"I have to work
on myself."

 

Louise, that's the
oldest line in the book.

 

You realize that.

 

You know what,
it's okay, though.

 

It's all right. I know
why you're saying it.

 

It's because you don't want to
tell me that I'm the problem.

 

Goodbye, Albert.

 

Goodbye? Wait.
Louise. Louise!

 

I love you.

 

I'm sorry.

 

Yeah!
Oh, come on, come on!

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

 

You like me
fucking you, don't you?

 

I do.
It's really terrific.

 

Yeah! Oh! Ah!
Yeah! Oh...

 

Ah...

 

Hi, Edward.

 

Hi, Millie.

 

You waiting for Ruth?

 

Yeah, I got off work early, so I
thought I'd take her out for a picnic.

 

It sounds like
she's just about done up there.

 

Shoot that dirty
cowboy cum all over my face!

 

Do I look okay?

 

Yeah, you look good.

 

You look good.
Oh, good.

 

Say, Edward, do you mind
if I ask you something?

 

Uh, yeah, sure.

 

You're okay with your girlfriend
screwing 15 different guys every day

 

and getting paid to do it?

 

Well, my job sucks, too.

 

I know. But, I mean,
you repair shoes.

 

Eddie!

 

Oh, hi, sweetie.

 

What are you doing here?

 

Well,
I got off work early

 

and I thought we could go
for a walk by the stream.

 

On.
On...

 

Oh, your breath is, uh...

 

Ooh! Ooh.

 

I had to give a blowjob. Sorry.
Oh, that's okay.

 

It's okay. Here, I got you
some flowers.

 

They're beautiful!
Yeah, come on.

 

Don't I have the best
boyfriend, Millie?

 

Honestly, I have
no fucking idea.

 

Bye!

 

Oh, hey, Ruthie, Clyde Hodgkins
wanted to come by a little later on.

 

What did he want?

 

I think he wants anal.

 

Oh, honey, we can afford to get
you that new belt for church!

 

Oh, that would be great!

 

I know!

 

So, like, 5:30?
Does that work?

 

Ah, that should work.
Yeah.

 

Well, what time
is his appointment?

 

Uh, it's really not like a
dentist's office here, Edward.

 

You know, he'll just come by

 

when he feels like putting
his penis inside an asshole.

 

Yeah, so we'll
just say 5:30.

 

Okay.

 

Oh, shit.

 

You're late.

 

For what?

 

Fair enough.

 

Albert.

 

Hey, guys.

 

We heard about Louise.

 

That's horrible.

 

We're so sorry, Albert.

 

Do you want to sit down?

 

I'm good. I'm gonna
rest my asshole.

 

I was just looking at these old
pictures of me and Louise.

 

This is from the carnival.

 

Oh, yeah.

 

There's the town picnic.

 

Oh.

 

This is the square dance.

 

I almost wish you could
smile in photographs.

 

Louise has such
an amazing smile.

 

That'd be weird.
Huh?

 

Have you ever smiled
in a photograph?

 

No, have you?
Oh, God, no.

 

No, you'd look like
an insane person.

 

But, it's just, you know,
I've been sitting here

 

trying to figure
out how the hell

 

I could have screwed this up.

 

I did everything for her.

 

If she was happy, I was happy.

 

That's all I cared about.

 

And she was the one
thing that made the shootings,

 

and the diseases, and the wild
animals, and the Indians,

 

and the general depressing
awfulness about the West

 

bearable.

 

God, I love her so much.

 

You're gonna make me cry.

 

Let's get fucked up.
Yeah.

 

So, what are you gonna do?

 

Uh...

 

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

 

Commit suicide, maybe.

 

Albert, I know everything
seems hopeless right now,

 

but I promise you, there's
so much to live for.

 

Really? ls there?

 

What is there to live for on
the frontier in 1882? Huh?

 

Look, let me tell you something.

 

We live in a terrible
place and time.

 

The American West is a disgusting,
awful, dirty, dangerous place.

 

Look around you.

 

Everything out here that's
not you wants to kill you.

 

Outlaws, angry drunk people,
scorned hookers, hungry animals,

 

diseases, major and minor
injuries, Indians, the weather.

 

You can get killed just
going to the bathroom.

 

I take my life in my hands every
time I walk out to my outhouse.

 

There's fucking rattlesnakes
all in the grass out there.

 

And even if I make it,
you know what can kill me?

 

Cholera.
You know cholera?

 

The Black Shit.
The Black Shit.

 

The latest offering in the frontier's
disease-of-the-month club.

 

And even if you survive
all those things,

 

you know what else can kill you?

 

The fucking doctor.
The doctor can kill you.

 

I had a cold a couple of years ago.
I went in there.

 

You know what he said to me?
He goes,

 

"Oh, you need
an ear nail."

 

A nail in my fucking ear.

 

That is modern medicine for you.

 

"Yeah, Doc,
I have a fever of 102."

 

"Oh, you need
a donkey kickin'."

 

You know our pastor has shot two people?
Our pastor.

 

No, no.
No.

 

Honest to God.
Shot a guy in a duel

 

and then went back and
killed the guy's teenage son

 

because he was afraid he would
kill him out of revenge.

 

Wait, how do you know that?

 

Because he did a whole
fucking sermon about it!

 

A lesson about
seeing things through.

 

By the way, look at this.
See those guys over there?

 

The guys who work in the silver mines?
See what they're eating?

 

Ribs doused in hot sauce.

 

They eat hot spicy foods
every meal of the day.

 

Do you know why?

 

Because their palates are so
completely fucking dulled

 

from inhaling poisoned gas, 12
hours a day, down in the mines.

 

That's all they can taste.

 

You know what that kind of
diet does to your guts?

 

Constipation, cramps,
dyspepsia, liver disease,

 

kidney disease, hemorrhoids,
bowel inflammation.

 

They literally die
from their own farts.

 

And, oh, oh, you want
to see more death?

 

All we got to do is get up
and walk out the front door.

 

That is our mayor.

 

He is dead.

 

He has been lying there,
dead, for three days.

 

No one has done a thing.

 

Not moved him,
not looked into his death,

 

not even replaced him
with a temporary appointee.

 

For the last three days, the
highest-ranking official in our town

 

has been a dead guy.

 

Oh! Look at that!
Look at that!

 

Wolves are dragging the body away
as if to illustrate my point!

 

Bye! Bye, Mr. Mayor!

 

Bye! Have fun becoming
wolf shit! Bye!

 

God!

 

That, my friends,
is the American West.

 

A disgusting, awful, dirty cesspool
of despair, and fuck all of it.

 

Why don't you shut up?

 

You shut up!

 

Mmm, mmm...

 

Ow! Ruth.
Jesus Christ.

 

Stop it.
Okay, fine.

 

At least have Dr. Harper
take a look at it tomorrow.

 

If you could hear
yourself right now.

 

You know what's gonna happen
if I go to Dr. Harper

 

and I say,
"Take a look at that"?

 

He's gonna say, "Oh,
that looks like it hurts.

 

"Let me give you a blue jay
to peck out the blood."

 

Maybe you should...

 

I don't know, maybe you
should try to talk to Louise.

 

That's a great idea.
Yeah?

 

That's the jackpot.
That's the jackpot! Huh?

 

I still got it!
Okay.

 

I have good ideas sometimes.

 

I didn't mean now!

 

Hey, hey, dude, you really
shouldn't drink and horse.

 

No. No. No.
No. No. No.

 

Yeah, there you...
Okay.

 

Okay, Curtis.
Curtis, buddy,

 

I'm gonna be right back.
I'll be right back, okay?

 

Or not!

 

No, that's being too ambitious.

 

Hey. Hey.

 

Albert, what the hell
are you doing?

 

Louise, we need to talk.

 

It's 1:30 in the morning.
We need to talk.

 

And we need to talk tonight.
What happened to your face?

 

I got in a fight with an animal
that I could not identify.

 

Okay, you're drunk.

 

I'm a smucks-dinnin' drunk.

 

I don't know what you want
from me, but it's late.

 

I gotta go.
Louise! Louise!

 

Louise, please, listen to me.
I love you, okay?

 

I love you.

 

And I just think
if we talked this out

 

that we can get
somewhere and fix it.

 

Look, Albert, you gotta go.

 

I'm sure you're right for
somebody else, just not for me.

 

Okay?

 

Good night.

 

Wait, let me just touch you.

 

You're being a fucking jerk!

 

Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.

 

You know what?
I heard you fart once.

 

And it went...

 

And it was a sharp one.

 

A little
sharpie poop-toot.

 

And I heard...

 

You know what I'm gonna
get with this gold, Plugger?

 

You know what I'm gonna get you?

 

I'm gonna get you a big old
stack of fresh-cut steaks.

 

I bet you'd like that.

 

What? What's the
matter with...

 

Settle down, boy.

 

Come on, boy, hey!
Quiet down, Plugger!

 

Whoa, mule!

 

Howdy, folks.

 

Howdy.

 

What can I do for you fellas?

 

Well, we're riding through
to Sherman Creek.

 

Be obliged if you could
tell us the shortest route.

 

Oh, yeah, I can help you with that.

 

I got a map right here.

 

Yes, sir.

 

Oh.

 

You're on the main road now.

 

And the main road goes
right through Bullhead

 

and straight through
to Sherman Creek.

 

But if you want
the quickest way,

 

I'd take Bilbee Pass.

 

Safer, too. Less chance
of bandits and such.

 

Thank you.

 

You can keep that.
Oh.

 

Uh, one more thing
you might do for us.

 

What's that?

 

You could show us the gold.

 

Gold?

 

I ain't got no gold.

 

I Wish.

 

Been prospecting up there, but
that stream's about panned out.

 

Old Plugger and I
done give it up.

 

We're going on back into town.

 

Aye. You see, that's...
That's just it.

 

You're heading back to town
in the middle of the day.

 

A prospector only does that
when he's found gold to sell.

 

Show it to me.

 

No, I swear to you, mister.

 

I ain't got no gold.

 

We're just going
into town to get some...

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

 

Hold on, let me think here a minute.
You do that.

 

I might just have
a little bit of gold.

 

Yeah, here it is.
I forgot all about it.

 

Here, take it.

 

Pick up your gun.

 

What?

 

Well, I'm not just gonna take your gold.
That'd be stealing.

 

You know what, old timer?
We'll shoot for it.

 

Clinch.
Shut up.

 

You just take the gold, okay?

 

Only a thief would do that.

 

Are you calling me
a thief, old timer?

 

No, no, no!

 

Then pick up your gun.

 

That's it.

 

Now point it at me.

 

We shoot on three.

 

One.

 

Two.

 

God damn it, Clinch!

 

You didn't have to shoot him!

 

I know I didn't
have to, sweetheart.

 

He would've given you the gold!

 

The point is I had
to ask him twice.

 

I'm a busy man with a schedule.

 

You're a son of a bitch
is what you are.

 

Don't you ever say that
to me in front of my men.

 

A man's wife will respect him.

 

Now, let's try that again.

 

Oh, my God, I love you.

 

I'm, like, the luckiest girl
ever in the history of girls.

 

That's it.
Now, mount up.

 

Hey, Clinch.

 

Take a look.

 

You'd lose half a day
going through Bullhead.

 

You, Enoch
and Jordy will ride with me.

 

We'll take Bilbee Pass
to Sherman Creek Trail.

 

And make no mistake about the
kind of heat we're going to draw

 

after we take that stage.

 

Anna, I'm gonna keep
you out of harm's way.

 

Lewis, you take Anna
and ride east

 

and hole up here
in, uh, Old Stump.

 

You got that?

 

We'll let things cool

 

for a wee bit and then we'll
come for you in 12 days.

 

Come on, boy.

 

Come on, Plugger.
Come on! Yeah!

 

Good boy!
Let's go!

 

Oh, Jesus Christ!

 

Well, look who's up at
2:00 in the afternoon.

 

There's still some pig ass and
sweet cream there if you want it.

 

I'm gonna use
the outhouse. Um...

 

If I die out there, will you
guys just do me one favor?

 

Just once, I want you
to switch seats.

 

Fuck off.

 

Okay-

 

Oh.

 

Ah, Edward, hey.
What's going on?

 

Oh, my God.
Albert, you look terrible!

 

Oh, wow, there's that
confidence boost I need.

 

Thanks a lot.
How you doing, buddy?

 

Well, honestly, I'm a
little worried about you.

 

I haven't seen you in town
in a week and a half

 

and, you know, it seems like you're
just staying in and sleeping all day.

 

No, I don't
stay home all day. I go out.

 

You know what I did on Tuesday?

 

I went out to
Charlie Blanche's ranch

 

and I paid him
the money I owe him

 

so he won't shoot me
in the fucking face.

 

I did that.
That's going out.

 

Well, that's not really what
I'm talking about.

 

Okay, look. Here's the
truth, all right?

 

I just feel like I need to
stay here with my parents.

 

They're not gonna
be around much longer

 

and I just want to be able to give
back all the love and affection

 

that I got growing up.

 

You know?
Right, guys?

 

Ow!

 

Oh, you getting the
fart needles again, Dad?

 

Never mind what I'm getting!

 

I love him so much!

 

Albert, I know you're taking this
breakup really hard, and I understand,

 

but you got to get
out of this funk.

 

I mean, you haven't
shorn your sheep in weeks.

 

Look, you don't know what
this is like, all right.

 

With all due respect, you have no
fucking clue what this is like.

 

All right? You're going
home every night

 

to your girlfriend
who loves you.

 

You're having sex with
her, and you... Ah...

 

No, Ruth and I have...
We've never done that.

 

What do you mean you've...

 

You've never had sex with Ruth?

 

Yeah. No, no. Yeah.

 

Wait, doesn't she have sex with, like,
10 guys every day at the whorehouse?

 

On a slow day, yeah.

 

But you guys have never had sex?

 

No. No, Ruth wants to wait
until we get married.

 

You know, she's a
Christian and so am I,

 

and we want to save ourselves
for our wedding night.

 

Edward, have you... Have you
ever had sex with anyone?

 

Well, there was some shit with
my uncle, but that was...

 

You know, it's really hard
to remember all that stuff.

 

You know, yeah, you're right.

 

Things could be a lot worse.

 

Yeah.

 

Um, I'll get out, I'll meet some people.
Yeah, thanks.

 

Okay.

 

Ow! That came out
of my penis!

 

Man, I see kids everywhere
with those stick hoops lately.

 

I know. Me, too.

 

It's got to be bad
for their brains, right?

 

Yeah, it stunts
their attention span.

 

I read an article in the paper.

 

Yeah, I saw that. It's like
they lose the power to innovate

 

because they're staring
at the stick hoop all day.

 

Yep-

 

Oh, by the way, they're delivering
the town's ice shipment today.

 

You want to go watch?

 

Oh, yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah!

 

Yeah. It's always a thrill
when you get to see

 

that much ice all in one place.

 

Yeah, I think so, too.
I'm really excited.

 

Edward, Edward, look, look.

 

Holy shit.

 

Fucking Foy.

 

She told me she didn't
want to see anybody.

 

She told me she had
to work on herself.

 

Look at that.

 

Oh, my God.
Fucking Foy!

 

The owner of the Moustachery.

 

Oh, look at that.
He's kissing her.

 

- He's frenching her.
- Fucking Foy!

 

Maybe you should
grow a moustache.

 

No, I can't afford it.

 

The creams, the waxes,
the lotions.

 

I don't have the money.

 

Fucking Foy!

 

Hey, Albert, maybe we
should just go to church.

 

It'll make you
feel a lot better.

 

Church is not gonna...

 

Oh, hey, look!
It's the ice!

 

Why is it so big?

 

So it doesn't melt.

 

EDWARD; Oh.

 

That's so neat.

 

I know. It's actually really
interesting how they do it.

 

It's this one company
out in Boston

 

that basically
cuts it in big blocks

 

from frozen lakes and ponds, and
they just ship it all over the...

 

Oh! Oh...

 

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

 

That went south so fast!

 

Oh! Oh!

 

And make
no mistake, my children.

 

There shall be swift and righteous
justice on all free grazers.

 

No more shall
they nibble wantonly

 

at the teat of our coffers.

 

And that's just exactly
like that part in the Bible

 

that applies to that situation.

 

I would also like to offer
a heartfelt prayer

 

to the family of James Addison,

 

who was killed this morning

 

while unloading
the ice shipment.

 

James, we will think
of you lovingly this July

 

as we sip the cold
summer beverages

 

for which you gave your life.

 

They're still
gonna use the fucking ice.

 

Now, before we end
this morning's service,

 

I would like to welcome two
new members to our community.

 

Lewis Barnes
and his sister, Anna.

 

They've just moved here
to Old Stump

 

and they plan to build a farm.

 

And we wish them all the luck.

 

Well, that concludes
today's service.

 

So, may God bless you
for another week

 

and there is a mountain lion
warning in effect.

 

Hi.

 

Hey, you.

 

So, the fair's coming up... Mmm?

 

...and I was thinking that we
could go dress shopping later.

 

I was thinking
you need a new dress.

 

Something expensive?

 

Stupidly expensive!

 

Okay.

 

Oh, Jesus. Wow.

 

Hi, Albert.

 

Hello.

 

What's up, kiddo? Never
seen you in here before.

 

Just browsing.

 

Yeah.

 

You don't have
a moustache, though.

 

No, I know. I was thinking
about growing one.

 

I'm sorry, I can't...

 

I said I was thinking
about growing one. Oh.

 

Excuse me, I have to
use the powder room.

 

And just what kind of moustache
are you looking to grow?

 

Um, a big one.

 

Like one of those
ones that goes down

 

along the side of my mouth,

 

and then goes up
the edge of my jaw,

 

and then becomes my sideburns,

 

and then becomes my hair.

 

A Mobius moustache.

 

Mobius moustache,
that's the one.

 

Yeah. Um...

 

You should know
that kind of moustache

 

is a very costly
facial accessory.

 

Yeah, I know that.

 

Well, you're a sheep farmer.

 

Let me ask you something. You feel
good about what you're doing?

 

What exactly am I doing?

 

Stealing a guy's girlfriend.
That's what you're doing.

 

You feel good about that?

 

Hey, Louise
dumped you, my friend.

 

It's not my fault she wanted
someone with more to offer.

 

I can give her a lavish home.

 

Warm blankets, wrapped candies.

 

Can you say the same, Albert?

 

Can you give Louise
wrapped candies?

 

You know what?
Fuck you, man.

 

Yeah, that's what she's doing.

 

Oh, hey, sweetie.

 

Hi!

 

Hi, Mark.
Hey, Ed.

 

Wow! What a long day!

 

Oh, what happened?

 

Oh, gosh! Well, like, this one
man wanted me to smoke a cigar

 

and then ash on his balls
while I'm jerking him off,

 

and I'm like, "What?
Can I do all that?"

 

Yeah.

 

You know, uh, Ruth,
I've been thinking.

 

About what?

 

Well, I love you.

 

Well, I love you, too.

 

And we've been together
for a long time.

 

Wh...

 

What do you think about us
spending the night together?

 

You mean having sex?

 

Maybe not right away, you know?

 

We could maybe lie together
for the first couple of times

 

and see how it feels,
and then go from there.

 

But, Eddie, we're Christians.

 

I know we're Christians

 

and I want to do the correct
thing in the eyes of the Lord.

 

But if we really do
love each other,

 

don't you think God
would be okay with it?

 

I don't know.

 

I mean, you're talking
about pre-marital relations.

 

Oh! You've got a little thing right here.
I'll get it.

 

Oops. Oopsie.

 

Thank you.
Oh.

 

That's it, I'm out.

 

What?

 

I'm done. I'm leaving.
I'm going to San Francisco.

 

What, are you serious?
Because of Louise?

 

Yes, I'm serious. And, yes,
it is because of Louise.

 

I don't know how
I lasted this long.

 

I hate the frontier,
I hate everything in it.

 

Well, what am I gonna do?
I'm your best friend.

 

I know. That's... That's why
I want you to have these.

 

Albert, these are
your favorite socks.

 

Yeah.

 

And I want you to have that.

 

Edward, this is your
lucky handkerchief.

 

Yeah.

 

It's sticky.

 

Well, hello to you, too!

 

James, I found the friendly locals.

 

So he said, "Why don't you
go blow your own horse?"

 

Hey, watch it, pal.

 

I think you owe
me a drink, fella.

 

The hell I do.

 

You best watch where you stand.

 

I don't think you heard me.

 

I'm thirsty.

 

Then why don't you go on down
the river and take a dunk?

 

Last chance, kid.

 

Oh, shit!

 

Albert, hurry!
Get in position!

 

We got our own thing
going on over here.

 

Yeah, nobody needs
to get in on this.

 

We're both getting
hurt pretty badly.

 

Nobody needs to come over here.

 

This fight is way more
violent than yours...

 

All those other guys' fights.

 

On!

 

You actually hit me!

 

I'm so sorry.

 

You fucker!

 

I put a new move in there.

 

You don't just put
a new move in.

 

That's why we have the meetings.

 

That's where it hurts.
Like, right there.

 

Like, right underneath my eye.

 

Yeah, there's a little red spot.

 

Ow! Careful,
it's tenden.

 

Thank you.
Sure.

 

Shit. Come on.

 

Whoa!

 

Sorry about that.

 

It's kind of a regular
occurrence around here.

 

Really?
Yeah.

 

Hey, pretty fast
hands back there.

 

Oh... I guess
you're a real hero.

 

Me? No,
I'm not the hero.

 

I'm the guy in the crowd making
fun of the hero's shirt.

 

That's who I am.
Oh.

 

Hey, look who's here.
Who's this?

 

This is Plugger.

 

Hey, Plugger.

 

So, that... That was your
brother in there, huh?

 

Yeah, Lewis. He's always
been a little rambunctious.

 

Yeah, he seems like a great guy.
I'm Albert, by the way.

 

Anna.

 

You guys just got into town?

 

Yeah.

 

Welcome to our awesome town.

 

Thanks.

 

Lewis and I just came
out from Kansas City.

 

Oh, Kansas.

 

No, it's in Missouri.

 

Oh, right. That's
annoying and weird.

 

We were wanting a change,

 

so we came out to the frontier
looking to build a farm.

 

Oh, that's what I do.
Really?

 

Yeah, I got a farm
about 2 miles from here.

 

Oh, cattle?

 

Uh, no, sheep.

 

Oh.
Yep.

 

Well, that's got to be
fulfilling work, though, right?

 

Ah, yeah, it's great.

 

It's like being a dog walker
for 150 really stupid dogs.

 

- Oh, shit, Plugger!
- Oh, my God!

 

Plugger, give it to me.
Jesus, what is that?

 

It's the mayor.

 

Oh, shit!

 

So, how did you guys meet?

 

Uh, she moved to town
a couple years ago

 

to take over the schoolmarm job.

 

Our old schoolmarm got her throat
slit by a fast-moving tumbleweed.

 

Oh, my God!
Yeah.

 

In front of the kids?

 

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
All of them.

 

Let me help you.

 

That is just painful to watch.

 

And, you know, it's like the
whole time we were together

 

I just remember thinking,

 

"How can I possibly
be this happy?

 

"She likes me now,

 

"but one day,
she is gonna figure out

 

"that she is
too good for me."

 

And then one day, she did.

 

I feel like I finally tricked one
girl into falling in love with me

 

and then I lost her.

 

I think you have this
whole thing upside down.

 

I mean, it sounds like you've bent
over backwards for this girl,

 

but what has she given you back?

 

I told you, she allowed
me to be happy

 

in a part of the world that
is otherwise a living hell.

 

"Allowed"? Wow.

 

That's kind of fucked up that
you would use that word.

 

You know that, right?

 

All I know is that there
is nothing for me out here

 

if I don't have her.

 

Well,

 

if this Foy guy is
that much of a douche,

 

she'll figure it out
if she's smart.

 

Sometimes a girl has to get a
few assholes out of her system

 

before she realizes what
a good guy looks like.

 

Mmm. Maybe.

 

Ah!
You okay?

 

This is actually
my first cigarette ever.

 

Oh, my God.

 

Oh, shit.
Diamondback.

 

It's a diamondback, yeah. Fuck.

 

It's okay, just hold perfectly
still, and it'll go away.

 

Okay, Okay-

 

I don't think you
should leave tomorrow.

 

At least stay through
the weekend.

 

Isn't the fair on Saturday?

 

Oh, fuck that. I'm not
going to the stupid fair.

 

Louise is gonna be there,
and she's gonna be with Foy.

 

I don't want to
put myself through

 

that kind of
fucking aggravation.

 

Yeah, well, I'll go with you.

 

No better way to make your
ex-girlfriend want you back more

 

than to let her see
you with another girl.

 

I don't know.

 

Especially a
smoking-hot girl.

 

When she sees me, she'll
be intimidated as fuck.

 

Oh, you're very modest, I see.

 

I'm a little cocky.
But I got great tits.

 

Oh!
Sorry. Sorry, sir.

 

Sorry, sir.
Sorry, sir.

 

Barnes, wake up.
Brought you a visitor.

 

You stupid son of a bitch.

 

You shot the pastor's son.

 

You realize they're probably
gonna hang you for this?

 

Who gives a fuck what they want?

 

When Clinch gets into town, it's
not gonna matter what they do.

 

He'll bust me out

 

and anyone who tries to stop
him is gonna be a dead man.

 

You know, one of these days

 

there's gonna be a man
who's faster than Clinch

 

and tougher, and stronger.

 

And then Clinch is
gonna be the dead man.

 

And I'm gonna smoke a
fucking cigar to celebrate.

 

I don't think Clinch would
like you talking about him that way.

 

Not a nice thing for a man's
wife to say aboutherhusband.

 

Yeah, well,

 

let's see if he gets here before you
find yourself at the end of a rope.

 

Tick-took.

 

Oh, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no!

 

Guys, no, no, no.

 

Andrew, Jonathan, no.
Go, go, go. Go home.

 

Hey, sheep boy.

 

Hey-

 

Jesus, are you okay? I heard about
your brother getting arrested.

 

Yeah, I'm fine.
And listen, Albert.

 

Don't worry about Lewis, okay?

 

Anything that happens to him right
now is his own fault. Got it?

 

Yeah. Whatever
you say, sure.

 

Good. Let's hit this fair, because
you know what I wanna do?

 

Eat hot food in
100-degree weather?

 

No, get my picture taken.
I've never done it before.

 

That's horse shit.
No, it's the truth.

 

No, that's horse shit. Whoa!
Oh, that is horse shit.

 

Okay. All right.

 

Okay, everybody hold still!

 

You know, supposedly,
there's some guy in Texas

 

who smiled one time while he
was getting his picture taken.

 

Shut the fuck up.
Are you serious?

 

We were just talking about that last week.
Is that true?

 

I don't know. I mean, I heard it somewhere.
I don't know if it's true.

 

Yeah, it sounds like the kind of
bullshit somebody would make up.

 

Okay. Everybody
hold still.

 

Oh, my God!
Holy shit!

 

Hold still!

 

God! This fucking fair!

 

Every year, something
like this happens.

 

Every year, people die.

 

Really?
Every year.

 

Last year, there were
two gunfights,

 

there was a knife fight,
a stage collapsed,

 

there was a drowning,
and the Indians attacked.

 

God, why are the Indians always so mad?
I don't know.

 

I mean, we're basically splitting
this country 50-50 with them.

 

They're just selfish.

 

Ladies and gentlemen!

 

Step right up, step right up!

 

Try a sample of...

 

Sir and madam, may I
divert your attention

 

over here just for a moment?

 

Welcome, welcome. Can I
interest you in a miracle cure?

 

I have only the finest
healing tonics and elixirs

 

procured from the farthest
corners of the globe.

 

"Ogden's Celebrated
Stomach Bitters."

 

Can I just ask,
celebrated by who?

 

Who's celebrating
about stomach bitters?

 

God. Look at
the ingredients.

 

"Cocaine, alcohol, morphine,
mercury with chalk."

 

What the hell is
"mercury with chalk"?

 

Science!

 

And "red flannel."

 

Red flannel?
There's shirt in here?

 

Pieces of shirt.

 

Okay, thank you very much.

 

Would you like to try?

 

- Oh, my God.
- What?

 

That's them. That's them.

 

Quick, pretend you just
said something funny to me.

 

Oh, my God! You are...
You are so hilarious!

 

Where do you come up...
No, shit!

 

You pretend I said
something funny.

 

Albert, stop. Stop.

 

Just introduce me.
Come on.

 

I'm not gonna introduce you...

 

Oh, hi!
Hey.

 

Uh, Foy and Louise, right?

 

Mmm-hmm.
That's right.

 

Uh, this is Anna.
She's...

 

I'm his girlfriend.
She's my girlfriend.

 

Mmm-hmm. She's the new GF.
Big time.

 

A lot of sexual activity.

 

All the time.
I live inside her.

 

So, if you want
to send me a letter,

 

you gotta address it
care of her vagina.

 

Yep-

 

I have that skirt.

 

Oh, you do?
Mmm-hmm.

 

Yeah, I wore it to the
fair, like, two years ago.

 

But good for you for
trying to bring it back.

 

Well, I figure only
a complete idiot

 

would throw away
a perfectly good thing.

 

We were gonna go check out the
shooting gallery over there.

 

You guys wanna join?
What?

 

Yeah, it'd be fun, right?

 

Oh, yes, and let's make
things interesting.

 

A nickel a target.

 

You know, that's actually, uh,
a little rich for my blood.

 

Uh, how about a penny?

 

What's the matter, Albert? Is
business bad?

 

No, no. A penny it is.

 

Good Lord, Albert, you're
such a "sheepskate." Oh!

 

Wow!
On...

 

Let's go, Louise.
You can "shear" me on.

 

Oh, no, I didn't!

 

- You're so funny, baby.
- Thank you.

 

Shall we?

 

Come On.

 

Wait, wait, no, no.

 

There you are, my good man.

 

Indeed.

 

Oh, wow. That seems unnecessary.

 

What's wrong with ducks
or rabbits or something?

 

Mmm-hmm.

 

Six shots, six hits.
Quite the marksman!

 

There you go, ma'am.

 

Thank you, baby.

 

Care to try?

 

You got it.

 

Just breathe.

 

Seems you owe me
six cents, sheep herder.

 

Yeah, yeah, I know.

 

Jesus.

 

Wait. Hang on a sec.

 

You wanna make this interesting?

 

If I can shoot six out of six on
Albert's behalf, you owe him a dollar.

 

If I can't,

 

he owes you a dollar.
Wait, what?

 

A dollar?
I've never seen a dollar.

 

Nobody's got a dollar!

 

Let us see the dollar!

 

Well, this is interesting.

 

All right.
Do your best, ma'am.

 

How fast can this thing go?

 

Oh, you can play double or triple
speeds, but that's for the experts.

 

As fast as you can.

 

Holy shit!

 

Congratulations!

 

You're a winner!

 

Thank you.

 

Come on, you owe him a dollar.

 

There it is!

 

It's beautiful!

 

Take your hat off, boy.
That's a dollar bill!

 

Well, a man whose girlfriend
does his shooting for him.

 

Isn't that a fine
how-do-you-do?

 

I said, "isn't that
a fine how-do-you-do?"

 

How is that funny?
What's funny about that?

 

"How do you do" is a greeting.
Why is that funny?

 

You, why are you laughing?

 

I don't know.
He was laughing.

 

It seems your ex-boyfriend
doesn't have a sense of humor.

 

I can see why you dumped him.

 

Hey!

 

You wanna back up
that attitude, asshole?

 

Oh, you are kidding.

 

Never been more serious in my life.
You and me, pistols.

 

You wouldn't have
a prayer, kiddo.

 

Tomorrow, 8:00 a.m.,
sharp.

 

All right, challenge accepted!

 

Oh, gosh.
Tomorrow is bad for me,

 

and I really wanna be there.

 

Why don't we say
a week from today?

 

That works for you,
right, Albert?

 

Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
A week from today.

 

I got sheep stuff I gotta
do tomorrow, anyway.

 

One week.

 

Come on, Louise.

 

I'll buy you some
sugared butter shavings.

 

Oh, shit!

 

Wow.

 

What the fuck did I just do?

 

You just challenged
Foy to a gunfight.

 

I have no idea
what just happened.

 

I was, like, out of my body.

 

Albert, did you see
the look on Louise's face?

 

No. Why?

 

She was aroused.
She was impressed.

 

You had a fire in your belly
for a second there, pal.

 

Bet you never showed
her that side before.

 

Yeah, I don't have
that side to me.

 

I honestly don't know
what just happened.

 

Albert, you got her attention.

 

You beat this guy at a gunfight,

 

I bet she thinks twice
about dumping you.

 

Anna, I can't be in a gunfight.

 

What am I,
Clinch Leatherwood here?

 

I'll get killed!
Whoa!

 

Why would you say that?

 

Because he's the most vicious
gunfighter in the territory,

 

which I am not!

 

No, you're not
Clinch Leatherwood.

 

You're gonna be okay, Albert.

 

That week I just bought you is enough
time for me to teach you how to shoot.

 

You'll be fine.

 

Oh, yeah, by the way,
that's another thing.

 

How the fuck can
you shoot like that?

 

Who the hell are you?

 

My father was a gun maker. I could
shoot a gun before I could walk.

 

Whatever. I'm sick to my stomach.
My stomach is in knots.

 

You're worked up, that's what it is.
Let's get a drink.

 

Come on.

 

Hey! It's our sweet
young couple.

 

Could I interest you folks
in some Wildroot Cream-Oil?

 

People die at the fair.

 

Okay, so you're gonna
take your right thumb,

 

put it all the way to the left.

 

Cross it over,
cradle it right in there,

 

and then just extend it
straight through your...

 

Like that?
Straight.

 

Wow, you've never
fired a gun before.

 

I... I have not.
I own a gun.

 

No, I fired a gun at
the shooting gallery.

 

Yeah, but those were quarter loads.
These are full loads.

 

Okay, all right, get ready. I'm about
to shoot a full load at your cans.

 

Shut the fuck up and focus.

 

All right. Okay.

 

This is never gonna work.

 

This is not working.
It's gonna work.

 

It's gonna work and Louise is
gonna come running back to you.

 

How the hell do you get these things out?

 

I'm sitting there
jerking that thing off.

 

Hey, why are you
being so nice to me?

 

What do you mean?

 

Well, I mean, you show
up out of nowhere.

 

You're this complete anomaly in my
world of terribleness out here.

 

I mean, you must have a million
better things to do than this.

 

What, I can't make a new friend?

 

You sure look like
you could use one.

 

I guess. I mean, I just... I just
don't know anything about you.

 

Well, can I ask you
something about you?

 

Yeah, sure.

 

Why do you love Louise?

 

I mean, take your pick.
She's...

 

I feel great when I'm with her.

 

She's classy, she's fun,
she's insanely gorgeous.

 

Hey, no. Look,
she's really pretty, yes.

 

But honestly, and I'm
sorry to say this,

 

I don't see what else
she's got going for her.

 

My impression was that she was a
little sour and self-absorbed.

 

And for a guy with
so much going for him,

 

I just thought that maybe you...

 

I don't know what you think
I have going for me, but...

 

You see?
There you go again,

 

just cutting yourself down.

 

You act like this girl
was performing

 

some kind of a charitable
act by dating you.

 

Albert, you're a catch.

 

You're sweet, you're
funny, you're smart.

 

You've made something
of yourself out here.

 

You know, a lot of
people can't say that.

 

You're a good sheep farmer.

 

Oh, my God, please.
I suck at sheep.

 

Louise was right.
I can't keep track of them.

 

There was a sheep in the
whorehouse last week.

 

Really?
Yeah.

 

Wandered in there, and then
when I went to pick it up,

 

somehow, it had made $20.

 

But, you know, thank you
anyway for what you said.

 

Oh, look,
the West fucking sucks,

 

but the frontier
is not your problem.

 

It's you.

 

You need a little confidence
boost, my friend.

 

Now, aim up, sheep boy.

 

Oh!
Hey!

 

There we go!
See? There!

 

All righty. That's one.

 

So, all I gotta do is get Foy to let
me shoot 16 times before he shoots

 

and then I win!

 

You're gonna do great,
I promise.

 

Easy.
We're gonna get there.

 

Hey! Yes!

 

Oh!

 

God damn it, Albert!
No more friends!

 

You know, you did great today.

 

So much better than last week.

 

And I have a surprise for you.

 

You have earned
one of Anna Barnes'

 

very special
super-super-secret cookies.

 

Mmm-hmm.

 

Wait, what is this?
Mmm-hmm?

 

This is a pot... This is
a pot cookie, isn't it?

 

It's a pot cookie.
No, no, no.

 

No. I don't do well
with that stuff at all.

 

It's a pot cookie.

 

Yeah, I know.
No, thank you.

 

Just have a little bit with me.

 

My worst fear is to OD
on a recreational drug.

 

No, thank you.
On a pot cookie?

 

The last time somebody
gave me one of these

 

I became convinced that prairie
dogs could read my mind.

 

Just take a little bit.

 

I'll take a very, very small bite.
Just a small bite.

 

A very small bite.
That's it.

 

Are you kidding me?

 

Nope. Deadly serious.

 

Let's see what this does

 

and if I don't throw
myself off this cliff

 

during some awful
freak-out, then...

 

Just take that
little bit, right there.

 

Well, now you've touched it.

 

Take the other side.
There you go.

 

There.

 

And now, we just wait
for the sun to set.

 

This is really weird.

 

Is it supposed to be like this?

 

You gave me
the right amount, right?

 

You don't think I took too much?

 

Just ride it out.
This is...

 

Wow, my bones are
in really deep today.

 

Like, there's a lot more
skin than there usually is.

 

I think my body is padding
up for the winter,

 

which is weird,
because it's not winter.

 

But there's a lot more there.

 

Oh...

 

There's something wrong
with my swallowing.

 

This is not how
I usually swallow.

 

Oh, my God, Anna, he knows.

 

What, what, what?

 

He knows what we're doing,
he knows what this is.

 

He knows what this is.

 

I don't wanna...
No, I don't wanna join.

 

I don't wanna join up.

 

Suppertime, you lazy prick.

 

Goddamn waste of lungs.

 

Who's lazy now, Sheriff?

 

Hey-

 

Wow.

 

You look amazing.

 

And maybe
a little uncomfortable.

 

Oh, shit!

 

I'm totally overdressed,
aren't I?

 

No.

 

I've never done formal before.

 

And the lady at the boutique
told me to buy this

 

and no one else is wearing this.

 

Who cares what...

 

These are all fuckers.
You look fantastic.

 

I look like Jane Austen
threw up all over me.

 

You do not look
like Jane Austen threw...

 

No, you look
absolutely beautiful.

 

You can breathe
in that thing, right?

 

There's nothing I like more than

 

putting on some loose,
baggy clothes,

 

and just being able to relax.

 

Yeah, this is an end-of-the-workday
outfit you have on.

 

I'm very glad I
remembered the six items

 

I somehow require
to hold up my pants.

 

Oh, yeah.

 

I like your bustle, by the way.

 

Oh, yeah.

 

I really love that the most
alluring fashion statement

 

a woman can make today

 

is to simulate a fat ass.

 

That is a simulation of a fat
ass, right there. Thank you.

 

If I was a black guy, this is the
meanest trick you could play on me.

 

Because I'd be like,
"Oh, my God! Look.

 

"There's a fat ass,
my favorite."

 

And then I'd lift it up and I'd be
like, "Oh, shit, it's a big joke."

 

I know, exactly, because
when you lift it up

 

there's nothing but
a metal cage under there.

 

Wow!

 

You are ready to relieve
the stress of the day.

 

Completely.

 

Well, at the very least,
this will be a good way

 

to spend my last
night alive, right?

 

Albert.

 

What?

 

Do you trust me?

 

Yeah, I do.

 

Good. You're gonna
be fine.

 

If I thought you were
gonna lose this gunfight,

 

I'd make you
call it off. Okay?

 

Yeah, okay.

 

Trust me.

 

Hey, how about it
for the James Gang?

 

Thank you. Hey, hey, it's great
to be back here in Old Stump.

 

Any Indians here tonight?
How'd you get tickets?

 

Let me guess.
Scalpers.

 

But I tell ya, folks, this telegraph
machine... That thing is nuts.

 

I mean, sure, it's faster
than the Pony Express,

 

but what good is it if you can't
send a picture of your dick?

 

Okay, they're
giving me the lantern.

 

Enjoy the bison and I hope
you're enjoying your drinks

 

as much as my horse enjoyed
making them for you.

 

Now, let's all line up
for the sweetheart dance.

 

Come on, let's go.

 

No, no, no!
I suck at dancing.

 

No one will notice.

 

How will they not notice?

 

Because you suck at everything.

 

Well, Well!

 

Hello, there, sheepie.

 

Hello, Foy.
Hey, Louise.

 

Hey, Albert.

 

So, big day tomorrow.

 

Care for a last dance?

 

With you?

 

No, not with me.

 

I mean, the dance.
Oh!

 

Yeah. No, yeah, no.
She and I are gonna dance.

 

And now, to serenade us
for the sweetheart dance,

 

our very own Marcus Thornton!

 

Shit crowd.

 

Ready for weird, stiff,
traditional frontier dancing?

 

Fuck, yes.

 

You men who long for love

 

You mustn't all despair

 

There's a secret you should know

 

To capture
the hearts of the fair

 

You may not have the looks
You may not have the dash

 

But you'll win yourself a girl

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

A moustache A moustache

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

You may be common folk

 

Without a hint of pride

 

But you needn't be a king

 

To make any maiden a bride

 

You may not have the name
You may not have the cash

 

But you'll make
that girl your own

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

A moustache

 

A moustache If you've
only got a moustache

 

You may be big and fat

 

Or uglier than sin

 

All the ladies shut you out

 

You're wondering how to get in

 

Well, here is my advice
For how to make a splash

 

You can have your pick of gals

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

A moustache A moustache

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

A moustache, a
moustache, a moustache

 

Big moustache, thick moustache

 

My moustache, your moustache

 

Say the word,
the word "moustache"

 

A moustache, a moustache

 

Now we both have
said "moustache"

 

A moustache

 

A moustache If you've
only got a moustache

 

Fucking asshole.

 

How about I steal a bottle of
whiskey and we get out of here?

 

Love that idea.

 

I'll be right back.

 

Your dick's out.

 

Hey-

 

So, Albert and I
are gonna split,

 

but I just wanted to come by
and wish you luck tomorrow.

 

Thank you.

 

So, I guess it's kind of weird

 

knowing that a woman
can outshoot you, huh?

 

If you don't mind,

 

my girlfriend and I are
enjoying each other's company.

 

Want to know the
real kicker, though?

 

I can outdrink you, too.

 

That, I can assure you,
is impossible.

 

Fifty cents to the winner.

 

One,

 

two,

 

three.

 

On, shit!

 

Don't feel bad.

 

Alcohol doesn't harmonize well with a
woman's frail constitution, anyway.

 

I guess not.

 

Here you go.

 

You can buy your
girlfriend a brain.

 

Excuse me?

 

You're an idiot.

 

You have the nicest guy in the world
throwing himself at your feet

 

and here you are with
this complete asshole.

 

Who I go out with
is my own business.

 

So, why don't you
mind your own, bitch?

 

How are you so blind
with eyes that big?

 

Enjoy your night.

 

They're not that big.

 

No, my dear, they're
practically Chinese.

 

God, I love you.

 

I love you, too.

 

How's that?

 

Ooh.

 

Wow.

 

Um... It'll keep
us warm, though.

 

Are you cold?

 

A little.

 

Here, take...

 

No, no, no! It's okay.
No, it's fine. Here.

 

This has been in my family
for 97 generations.

 

I can't get that goddamn
moustache song out of my head.

 

Oh, just think of another song.

 

I can't. There's only,
like, three songs.

 

Oh, that's true. And they're
all by Stephen Foster.

 

Yeah.

 

Mmm.

 

Um...

 

Hey, you know, whatever
happens tomorrow,

 

I just... I just want
to say thank you.

 

Uh...

 

I couldn't have gotten
this far without you.

 

And this may be the booze talking,
or your pep talk, or both,

 

but I think I can do it.

 

You know,
I think I can beat him.

 

Well, I'll tell you this, you
sound a lot more confident

 

than that guy who dragged me out
of the saloon not too long ago.

 

You know, it's funny.

 

I still feel like I don't know

 

anything about you
after all this time.

 

And I feel like every time I bring
it up, you change the subject.

 

There really isn't
that much to tell.

 

My story is a lot
like yours, I suppose.

 

Because I'll tell you, I hate the
West just as much as you do.

 

Do you really?

 

For my own reasons, but, yeah.

 

Oh, I like you even more now.

 

There is something about connecting
over mutual hatred

 

that's just so much
deeper than mutual love.

 

It's true, right?

 

If two people hate the same
things, it creates a bond.

 

Hate can move mountains.

 

Yes.

 

Oh, hey, you know what?
Before I forget.

 

Hey, Bridget, Bridget.

 

Yeah, she knows. Come here. There we go.

 

Oh, my God.

 

What is this?

 

This is just a little
something to say thank you.

 

Albert.

 

It's nothing huge, it's just...

 

Okay, don't get too excited.

 

What is it? What is it?
What is it?

 

Holy shit.

 

I know, right?

 

He's smiling.
Yeah.

 

No, in the picture,
he's smiling!

 

Isn't that amazing?

 

I bought that off a peddler who was
coming through town last week.

 

This is the guy I was
telling you about. Uh-huh.

 

I didn't even know this existed.

 

And apparently, he's not insane.
Bullshit!

 

That's what the guy told me.

 

It takes 30 seconds
to take a photograph.

 

This guy would
have had to sit there

 

and smile for 30
sustained seconds.

 

I know. I've never been happy for
30 seconds in a row in my life.

 

No one has.
It's the fucking West!

 

He's gotta be insane!

 

Who the fuck knows?

 

This is incredibly sweet.

 

It's nothing. It's...

 

I owe you.

 

No one's ever done
anything like this for me.

 

Oh, come on, now.

 

Thank you.

 

Uh...

 

I'm sorry.

 

I... I shouldn't
have done that.

 

No, it's... It's fine.

 

You...

 

You've just been a really good
friend to me. That's all.

 

Yeah. I, um...

 

It's late.

 

Yeah, I should take you home.

 

Oh, thanks.

 

Good luck tomorrow.
I'm gonna be there.

 

Good.

 

Okay-

 

Um...

 

Good night.

 

Good night.

 

Hello?

 

What, uh... What's that?

 

Nothing.

 

It's a weather experiment.

 

Oh.

 

Great Scott!

 

Are you sure
you can't call it off?

 

Of course not.
I'd be branded a coward.

 

Baby, if you fight him
tomorrow, you will kill him.

 

Yes, that's what
happens in a gunfight.

 

But he's not a bad guy, Foy.

 

I mean, yeah,
he's kind of a loser

 

and he always smells like sheep,

 

but he doesn't
deserve to be shot.

 

Louise!

 

My decision is final.

 

Now, do it.

 

Hey, I'm really tired.

 

Louise!

 

My social stature
is significant.

 

I'm an important man.

 

I have my own business.

 

People envy me.

 

Ooh...

 

What's wrong?

 

Foy!
Not now!

 

Hello, sweetheart.

 

Where's Anna?

 

Well, now,

 

I didn't think
you'd show, sheepie.

 

Yeah, listen, Foy...

 

Oh...

 

Oh. Oh...

 

Holy shit. You all...
You all done?

 

I'm good.

 

Okay-

 

Listen, Foy,

 

she's all yours.

 

Louise,

 

you know, I really
do care about you.

 

But, I don't know,
somewhere along the line

 

I guess I just forgot that a
relationship is a two-way street.

 

And I've been reminded recently

 

of what it's like to have
somebody care about me.

 

And I like it.

 

So, if you want to spend the rest of
your life with a pussy full of hair,

 

I say, go with God
and best of luck to you.

 

You know, I just realized that
last joke might not have been clear.

 

I didn't mean that
she has a hairy pussy.

 

I meant that Foy
has a moustache,

 

so, you know,
he gets hair in her

 

when he goes down there.

 

Yeah.

 

I got it.

 

Anna?

 

Coward.
Thank you.

 

She's not there.

 

Well, I'm sure she's okay.
I don't understand.

 

We've been prepping for
this gunfight for a week.

 

She wouldn't just not show up.

 

Hey, do you... Do you think
you guys are gonna have sex?

 

Uh...

 

Maybe, at some point.
I don't know.

 

Well, when you do, let us know

 

because maybe we can make
it an all-us-friends thing.

 

You know, we can all get in
sync together, sexually.

 

Edward, we are not having sex.
Sorry.

 

Ruth! Let's fuck!

 

Coming!

 

She keeps my head on straight.

 

Clinch Leatherwood.

 

Great.

 

Look at this. Another
thing that can kill us.

 

We should all just
wear coffins as clothes.

 

Shh.

 

Somebody in this wee shithole
of a town is going to die.

 

One of my boys saw a man
kissing my wife last night.

 

I want to know who it was.

 

Oh, man!

 

Somebody's gonna get fucked up.

 

Now, you all seem
like good folk.

 

And good folk know better than
to take what isn't theirs.

 

And this...

 

This is mine.

 

So, I'm going to ask
one more time.

 

Who was it?

 

Mmm?

 

Who?

 

Now, you make sure
he gets this message.

 

Either he meets me outside in the
main thoroughfare at noon tomorrow

 

or I start killing more people.

 

All right?

 

Albert, you gotta
get out of here.

 

Boys, there's an abandoned sod
house back around that bend.

 

We'll stash the gold there.

 

Ben, you take the men
and set up camp.

 

I need some alone
time with my wife.

 

Got it, Clinch.

 

Let's go, boys.
Come on!

 

Go on, get down.

 

Who was it?

 

Huh?

 

Mark Twain.

 

What? Is it?

 

Jesus. How fucking
stupid are you?

 

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

 

Who?

 

I'm not gonna
ask you again. Who?

 

Okay, it's... It's Sheriff Brady.
But please, please, please.

 

I'm begging you.
Don't hurt him, okay?

 

After all the lovely years
we've been together

 

you think I don't know
when you're lying?

 

I'm not.

 

Plugger.

 

Tell me who it is or Plugger gets
plugged between his pretty eyes.

 

Come on, Clinch.
You think I'm joking?

 

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay, okay, okay.

 

Who?

 

It's Albert Stark.

 

Albert Stark.

 

That's better.

 

I've been keeping
it nice and soft.

 

See?

 

Mmm!

 

I've missed you, baby.
Oh, I've missed you a lot.

 

The longer the ride,
the lonelier a man gets.

 

And he needs
the comforting touch

 

of the woman he loves
to soothe his tired bones.

 

And now, I'm here,

 

you're here,

 

and we have time to
be husband and wife.

 

The proper way.

 

Hey, asshole.

 

Oh, shit.

 

I can't leave him like that.

 

That's better.

 

Albert?

 

Albert!

 

Albert, you gotta
get out of here.

 

Yeah, that's...
That's what I'm doing.

 

No, no, no.
Like, right now.

 

Clinch is gonna
be looking for you.

 

Yeah, I'm leaving.

 

Uh, I'm going to San Francisco.

 

Just what I should
have done a week ago.

 

I'm so sorry.

 

Yeah, well, you know, so am I.

 

What about your dad?

 

I asked him if he wanted
to come, and he said no.

 

He's up on the hill, burying
himself next to Mom.

 

Look, I never meant
to mislead...

 

Okay, you know what, Anna?

 

Don't even waste my time, okay?

 

Don't even waste my time.

 

You had a million opportunities to
tell me, and you just fucking lied.

 

I didn't lie.

 

What would you call it?

 

You're married to the most
vicious killer in the territory.

 

You don't think maybe that's
something you should have told me?

 

I didn't tell you because I
was trying to protect you.

 

Oh, bullshit! You were looking
out for your own self-interest.

 

And because I liked you.

 

I didn't want to scare you away.

 

I never thought I'd meet
someone like you, Albert.

 

What, somebody who hasn't killed people?
Somebody like that?

 

Yeah, that's really
hard to find.

 

That's why women
are always going,

 

"Oh, my God. Why are all
the non-murderers taken?"

 

Hey. It's not my fault,
all right?

 

We were married when I was nine.

 

Nine?

 

How does that even work?
Was there a ceremony?

 

Yeah, of course there was a...

 

My parents were there,
and a couple of neighbors.

 

I just didn't want to
end up like one of those

 

15-year-old spinsters,
you know?

 

You know, I don't even know...

 

I don't even know
why I'm surprised.

 

Every girl that lever fall in love
with ends up disappointing me.

 

And every time, I'm surprised.

 

You love me?

 

Oh, you know what?
I'm over it. You can go.

 

All right. I lied, fine.

 

What was I supposed
to say, Albert? Tell me.

 

Was I supposed to go,
"Oh hi, I'm Anna!

 

"I've been fucking
a killer since I was 10"?

 

Oh, he waited a year?
What a gentleman.

 

Well, late nine.
I rounded it up.

 

It doesn't matter.
I'm done with him.

 

I knocked him out, and I stuck
a daisy in his asshole.

 

You what?

 

That's how much you mean to me.

 

You know,

 

I loved a girl who
doesn't even exist.

 

Is your name
even Anna? Huh?

 

Or is it something
terrible, like Gwendolyn?

 

My name is Anna. I'm that same
girl you fell in love with.

 

That was the real me.

 

Possibly for the first
time in my entire life.

 

I just didn't think
I deserved a good guy.

 

But you know what?
I do.

 

I love you.

 

It's Clinch.

 

Oh, shit.

 

There's a trail out back
that leads out to the ridge.

 

Go.

 

He's gonna kill...
Anna, just go!

 

Albert, he always
shoots on "two."

 

Enoch, Jordy,
look after the horses.

 

He ain't here, Clinch.

 

Oh, he's around.
He's around.

 

Stark!

 

I know you're here, Stark!

 

Ben, check the outhouse.
Lewis, the shed.

 

Lewis.

 

Sometime this week, yeah?

 

Sorry, boss.

 

Hey!

 

There he goes! Boss!

 

Shit.

 

Get him!

 

Hyah!

 

Hyah!

 

Ha!

 

What in the hell do we do now?

 

He'll be back.

 

Ah, Curtis. That was
exceptional, buddy.

 

I tell you,

 

when we get out of this, I'm
gonna get you some horse whores.

 

Sound good?

 

Get you whatever you want.

 

Can even get you a cow,
if you want one of those.

 

Want to fuck a cow?

 

You seem like a pretty
sexually adventurous guy.

 

Now, how the fuck
do you make a fire?

 

Are you sure
you want to do this?

 

Yes,
I'm absolutely sure.

 

Wow, I can't believe we're
actually gonna have sex.

 

Eddie, with Clinch Leatherwood
in town, we could all die tomorrow.

 

So, under the circumstances,

 

I think God will forgive us.

 

Okay, here we go.

 

Are you excited?

 

Yeah, this is my first vagina.

 

You've never seen one?

 

No. I feel like I should have
a piece of cake or something.

 

Okay, you ready?

 

Yeah.
Okay.

 

Okay.

 

What?

 

Are you in pain right now?

 

You don't like it.

 

No, I love it!

 

Yeah, yeah, it's just...

 

It looks like a firecracker
wrapped in roast beef.

 

Yeah, but there's more to it.

 

That's just the outside.
There's folds.

 

Okay! I'm gonna close
the Bible now.

 

Eddie, it's supposed
to be like that.

 

It is?

 

It's gonna feel good.

 

I'm really glad I didn't
have that piece of cake.

 

Oh, okay.

 

Okay, ready?

 

This is gonna be good.
You're gonna like this.

 

Okay,
easy, now.

 

Sorry. This is...

 

Yeah. Wow.

 

Okay, is that...

 

- Right there?
- Yeah.

 

Sure, okay.
Wow.

 

Okay, I get it.
It's pretty big, right?

 

Yeah,
you're huge!

 

No, I meant you.

 

Anna! Ruth, can I come in?

 

Sure.

 

Clinch is out there.

 

He's coming up the stairs!

 

Shit!

 

Please don't shoot us
on sex night.

 

You and I have a problem.

 

Oh, shit.

 

It's coming.
I see it, I see it.

 

It's a boy,
Mr. Stark.

 

All right.

 

Well, don't you want
to come hold the baby?

 

Fuck off.

 

Now, you put that
under your pillow

 

and the tooth fairy
will leave you a penny.

 

There ain't no
tooth fairy, idiot!

 

Now, clean up that horse shit!

 

Class, please welcome
our graduation speaker,

 

President Abraham Lincoln.

 

Hiya, shmucks!

 

Four score and seven years ago,

 

I was broke,

 

just like you.

 

But now, I'm the president

 

and I'm so fucking rich.

 

I can have all
the licorice I want.

 

I don't think that's the
real President Lincoln.

 

Hey, Louise!

 

Louise, check out
this cool bike I got!

 

Hey, you want to
go down to the...

 

Oh, shit!

 

No! Sorry! Sorry!

 

No, no, no!

 

Stop!

 

Get back here!

 

Shit, not again.

 

Get that son of a bitch!

 

You're an idiot.

 

How can you be so blind
with eyes that big?

 

They're not that big.

 

Pardon me, Albert.

 

The lads and I have prepared
something special for you.

 

You may not have the looks

 

You may not have the dash

 

But you'll win yourself a girl

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

A moustache A moustache

 

If you've only got a moustache

 

We are the guardians
of the future.

 

Enter when ready.

 

Stark!

 

All right, sweetheart.

 

Let's find out if your wee
boyfriend gives a shit about you.

 

He's got

 

six minutes till noon.

 

And if he doesn't show,

 

he'll be picking up pieces
of you all over the street.

 

Stark!

 

Oh, look who's here.

 

Let her go, Clinch.

 

Well, now, true love conquers
all, doesn't it, sweetheart?

 

Let her go,

 

and let's you and me just
settle this like adults.

 

Lewis, Ben.

 

Come and take this whore.
Albert.

 

Don't be stupid, Albert!
Get out of here!

 

Get out of here!

 

Too late for that.

 

He's already been stupid.

 

Haven't you, Albert?

 

You've been with my wife.

 

Well, we haven't
actually done it,

 

if that makes any
kind of a difference.

 

Okay, look, look, look.
Here's my idea, okay?

 

You're a pretty tough guy, yeah?

 

Why don't you prove it?

 

Gunfight. You and me.
Right here. Right now.

 

You really do have
a death wish, don't you?

 

Yeah, I guess you'll
have to find that out, huh?

 

Uh-huh.

 

Take out your gun.

 

Point it at me.

 

No.

 

Good boy.

 

Now, we shoot on three.

 

One.

 

I've been playing
cards a long time

 

and I would never
have bet on that, Stark.

 

Where'd you learn to shoot?

 

Your wife.

 

Oh, snap!

 

Holy fuck.

 

Okay, look, look, look!
Before you kill me,

 

just grant me a few
last words. All right?

 

Make it quick.

 

Let Anna live.

 

All right?

 

Let her live.

 

This is not her fault.

 

I kissed her, she didn't
kiss me, all right?

 

It's not her fault.

 

I mean, she didn't
tell me she was married,

 

so it's a little bit
her fault, I guess.

 

So, yeah, I guess
that's kind of true.

 

So, maybe just
shoot her in the arm.

 

What the...

 

And one more thing.

 

Um, my grandparents were Arabic.

 

So, I'm required
by Muslim tradition

 

to recite the Islamic death
chant immediately before dying.

 

This will only take a moment.

 

Hey, what's the matter, Clinch?

 

You not feeling well?

 

You okay, boss?

 

What's happening to me?

 

You know, there are a million
ways to die in the West, Clinch.

 

There's, uh, famine,
disease, gunfights.

 

And, uh, wild animals.
You know, like snakes.

 

And, you know,
the funny thing is,

 

you don't even
have to get bitten.

 

All you need is
a little bit of the venom

 

introduced into your bloodstream

 

and you're pretty much screwed.

 

For example, if you drain
a certain amount of venom

 

from the fangs of a diamondback
rattler into a hollow-tip bullet,

 

you really only need one shot.

 

Now, I knew my aim wasn't good enough
to hit you anywhere important.

 

But if I caught
you by surprise...

 

Well, Anna taught me just enough
to get me in the ballpark.

 

And just a small amount
of venom in an open wound

 

is enough to kill
a man if he's...

 

Albert.

 

He's dead.
You did it.

 

Oh.

 

Yeah.

 

Did he hear all
that smart stuff I did?

 

Uh...

 

No. No,
I don't think so.

 

Oh.

 

Well, it was still good, though.

 

Yeah, it was great.

 

I thought it was really good.

 

Stop!

 

Albert!

 

I'm really horny right now.

 

Let's go in the shade and fuck.

 

Well done, sheep boy.

 

Hey, sorry
I killed your husband.

 

Oh, God. That was never
gonna work out anyway.

 

He's Methodist,
I'm half-Jewish.

 

Are you? You are? No!

 

Oh, thank God!

 

You're not really
Arabic, are you?

 

No, no, no.

 

Oh, thank God. Because
I was like, "Ah, kill me!"

 

I know, right?
"No! Oh, my God!"

 

- No, we're fine. We're okay.
- Albert!

 

Hey, Louise.

 

Hey. Listen,
if you want to...

 

If you want to talk about
things, I would like that.

 

I mean, I could come by your
place, like, later tonight.

 

You know, uh, Louise, I would,

 

but I really gotta go
home and work on myself.

 

So, you killed
Clinch Leatherwood,

 

the deadliest gunman
on the frontier.

 

Yeah, I guess I did, huh?

 

You know, there's probably
gonna be some reward money.

 

You know,
I didn't think about that.

 

What are you gonna do?

 

Step right up, folks.
Step right up!

 

Who wants to take a gander
at the shooting gallery?

 

I'll take a shot.

 

People die at the fair.

 

What the fuck?

 

Somebody bring me
one of them white women.